Pathan: Yaara Hamara Bivi Hum Ko Chhod Kar Chala Gaya! Dost: Tum Us Ko Pyaar Nahin Karte Hoge! Pathan: O Nah Oye Kasam Khuda Ka; Saga Bahan Jaisa Samjhta Tha Usko!
Ek Ladki Tran Se Utar Kar Pathan Se Puchti Hai: Yah Kaun Sa Station Hai? Pathan Ne Socha Socha Aur Socha! Fir Bola: Bahan Ji Yah Relve Station Hai!
Techer: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Nam Hai? Pathan: Gugal Khan! Techer: Ye Kaisa Naam Hai? Pathan: Hum Jaha Bhi Hota Hai Wo Hamko Dhundh Hi Leta Hai!
Ek Pathan Par Bijali Ke Taar Gir Gai! Pathan Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki Use Yaad Aaya Ki Bijali To Do Din Se Band Hai!
Aadmi: Tumhari Shaadi Kis Se Hui? Pathan: Hamara Ek Aurat Se Shadi Hua Hai! Aadmi: Bevkuf Kabhi Kisi Ka Mard Se Bhi Shaadi Hoti Hai? Pathan: Ha Hamara Bahan Ka Hua Hai!